Troubleshooting your guy: While watching the BIG game
I came across this entry from the Noisy, Noisy Man and I just had to
write a reply. Here’s to us women! (I’m sure all of you can relate)
THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOUR GUY IS WATCHING THE BIG GAME:
SAFE: I thought we’re going out tonight?
SAFER: We’re going out after the game, right?
SAFEST: Go (insert name of team here) !
SAFE: Can I borrow the remote for a few seconds?
SAFER: Can we flip the channel during commercials?
SAFEST: Go (insert name of team here) !
SAFE: Can you drive me to the mall real quick?
SAFER: Can I borrow your keys? I need to go to the mall real quick.
SAFEST: Go (insert name of team here)
SAFE: You can always watch the game on TV. Why do you have to buy tickets?
SAFER: I got us tickets for the game.
SAFEST: Go (insert name of team here) !
SAFE:Is that your team losing?
SAFER: That last call was so unfair!
SAFEST: Go (insert name of team here) !
OTHER POINTERS:
When your guy is watching the big game. Nothing else matters. It’s just
him and the TV. Their brain can only process the game, even when
there’s a naked woman in front of them. Plus side is when he’s glued to
the screen, all your questions are answered by "Yes, dear." So ladies,
this is the perfect time to: (Have a video cam handy in case he denies
he said that)
- Borrow his car or credit card to go shopping
- Ask him to watch that chick flick/ koreanovela marathon (after the game)
- Treat you to a day in the spa (the works)
- Clean out his closet and get rid of all the yucky bacon undies
But when all else fails, there’s still your iPod.
